from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
(via boobyoustyles)
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
(via coffeetoxic)
If I was a guy for a day,
I would:
- Masturbate.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
(Source: emikattt, via coffeetoxic)
